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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

The definition of people having absolutely none of it

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i feel so fucking alone. And my roommates click so much with each other that they have completely shut me out. I asked my roommate if theyw ere going to this place tonight hoping i could go out with them and maybe get friendlier and her response was “Idk, maybe..” its been like this every fucking time. I can’t. My own roommates won’t even fucking try to talk with me. They changed the furniture around in our room (we have an extra bed and desk set in the dorm) and literally they have a half of the room to themselves, and put the extra bed pretty much as a wall to seperate me. IDK what i did to make them hate me so much. I hate this. I’m so fucking lonely, i’m not even from this state, I don’t know anyone! I just want to be friends… :’(

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daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem 

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

Don’t ask your kids rhetorical questions insulting their intelligence (e.i Are you stupid?) it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem.

Don’t ask your kids rhetorical questions insulting their intelligence (e.i Are you stupid?) it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem.

Don’t ask your kids rhetorical questions insulting their intelligence (e.i Are you stupid?) it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem.

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rainbowbarnacle:

An Engineer’s Guide to Advanced Cat Yodeling

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officialunitedstates:

Tuesday Challenge:  send “how come we don’t talk as much as we used to” to a facebook stranger that has exactly two mutual friends with you

I literally couldn’t, everyone I have on Facebook has like at least 20 mutual friends!

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brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

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She once stole my post 

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