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So, I was laying on my bed really quietly on my phone, and my dog just walks in, and I hear a wierd plastic noise, so I get up, and my dog jumps, drops the pen, and barked at me for scaring her, then she looked at the pen, and back at me with these eyes that said “Oh… You saw that?”

weareneverfailersforever:

this is literally the best thing ever

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So, I am pretty. At least in my opinion. But, most people at my school would disagree. Why? Because even tho I could easily be like most girls with shit loads of make-up, tons of products in their hair, and skimpy clothes, I’m not. I don’t wear much make-up, in the picture above, I only have on a little eye liner. I like the way my hair is naturally, and soft, not crunchy from products. I don’t wake up early enough to put any effort into my clothes, I just put something over me, and go to school comfy, also I respect myself too much to show most of my body, and leave nothing for the imagination. Normally I go to school in “Bum Mode”, and don’t try at all. Then, on random days, maybe once every couple months, I dress a little nicer, or do my hair a little, and everyone thinks I look amazing. See it’s a trick, if everyone is used to seeing a girl in make-up, then when she is trying to look nice, it’ll just look normal. If everyone is used to seeing a girl normal, then when she does something, even just put on a bit of eyeliner, or put in a couple minutes extra effort into their hair, even cordinating their outfit a little bit better, then everyone notices, and it’s a big difference. Girls shouldn’t be constantly trying to look amazing, because it dulls out the effect. Girls should feel comfortable enough to be themselves, without feeling like they make-up to cover their face

egberts:

howareyoutoday-thatsdepressing:

egberts:

much more efficient than a shower 

much more efficient than a dildo

OH……….

Two types of people in this world.

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big-tapp:

YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

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epikalia:

remyreaper:

THOR YOU PRECIOUS FIVE YEAR OLD

reblogging for that accurate commentary.

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